I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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