i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
