Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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