i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he thought i was a dude.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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