You surviving the open bar?
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So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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