so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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