they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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