your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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