she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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