my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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