Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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