Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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