I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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