Joe is yelling at the trees again.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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