So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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