idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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