you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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