just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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