who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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