ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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