Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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