Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
