We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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