This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
is it fun? or sober?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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