how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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