His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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