Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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