So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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