before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
