I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you win again, gameday.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
