Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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