So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I booty called her while she was in labor.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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