Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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