just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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