I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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