hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize