I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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