Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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