Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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