I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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