And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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