I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
