For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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