what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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