Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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