seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
porn star boner night. come get it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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