I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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