If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
