bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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