she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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