I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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