he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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