If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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